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Learn Bar Tending: Whiskey & Egg Nog
I am the worst bartender ever. But, here’s the deal: I like to mix whiskey and egg nog… and it’s that easy. Drop some whiskey in a glass and cover it with egg nog. I used to think that mixed drinks...
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Christmas with the Owls
Grandinroad is a catalog I will not make the mistake of underestimating again. Observe: It might be tough to read, but the reindeer on the bottom right is Donna, not Donner. Yep, Grandinroad...
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Black Friday Shopping Tips From Santa
Santa recommends you maintain a low profile during Black Friday shopping. You never know when things will get rough. Here are Santa’s Black Friday shopping tips: wear red attach sleigh bells to...
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Reporting LIVE from the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting
7 PM: So… The tree is not lit yet… More on this story as it develops. 9 PM: BREAKING NEWS! The tree is lit! Filed under: christmas Tagged: christmas, Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting
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Santa toy wears fatigues, sings “God Bless the USA” for some reason
I’m not even sure why someone would manufacture this thing, never mind who would buy it. I’ll try to go back to the store and get video of this thing performing – it’s that weird. Filed under:...
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Yoda Outdoor Christmas Decorations
Yoda is rocking the Christmas spirit – too bad his light saber doesn’t have a handle. Oh and the tip of the light saber is kinda… Yeah. I guess Yoda’s design is based off The Clone Wars… I guess...
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Iron Man Christmas Stocking
Sure, I’ve seen Christmas stockings with characters on them before, but it has always been someone cute and cuddly – not fucking Iron Man posed to do something violent. Maybe I can get one with...
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5 Frequently Asked Questions About Christmas By Space Aliens
It’s only a matter of time before the space aliens get here, and there is a chance that they could land on earth in America during the Christmas season. After wandering around for a few days, they...
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Citigroup has cut 11,000 jobs – HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
As you may have seen in this morning’s news, Citigroup has cut 11,000 jobs, which helped their share price rise in premarket trading. Firing 11,000 employees means that Citigroup is reducing its work...
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6 Pointless Facts about Mistletoe
I’ve always thought that kissing under the mistletoe was a mysterious (but worthwhile) tradition, and I’ve done some research to try to better understand this plant and why it demands we make out. As...
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“Merry Christmas, I have no LEGS!”
Yep, thats what’s going on here -.Santa has no legs and this Christmas decoration officially freaks me out. There are only two applications for this Christmas decoration: on a table or perched in an...
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More Crazy Christmas Stockings
I am continuing to age, as we all do. Exactly why I’m so surprised about licensed property Christmas stockings, I can’t really explain, but suffice to say, putting your name on the damned thing was...
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Get DRUNK on holiday cheer!
I know, your mind has been blown. Mine has too. Officially licensed Monty Python products… and it’s the Holy Grail. This gift set includes both Holy Ail and the a Holy Grail Chalice to drink it...
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Singing Santa returns, brings Crazy Christmas Hats
As promised, here is some video of the Santa toy that wears fatigues and sings “God Bless the USA” along with some singing Christmas hats. These aren’t the sort of Christmas products I would buy for...
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Holiday Tips from an Air Hockey Game
This looks like fun, right? I like the idea of playing air hockey on an ordinary table. But it’s so much more than that – it has so much to teach us! It turns out that Air Hockey games think we’re...
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Can you handle glow in the dark Christmas necklaces and Rudolph the Red Nose...
That’s right, you heard me: glow in the dark Christmas necklaces, in case you’re going to a Christmas themed rave. You can represent, reindeer or Christmas tree style. Oh, and I know the weather...
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Prank Gift Box
Every once in a while, a product comes along that I wish I’d invented. Such as is the case today: See, I thought it was cutting edge to give somebody a CD and put it in a dishwasher box that included...
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Santa Claus and Frosty the Snowman Parachute in to save the day
Yep, it’s Christmas paratroopers! I guess this is left over from some company’s line of World War 2 Christmas toys… Actually, this sort of thing was fairly common when I was a kid, and until you...
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Is that a Christmas tree under your dress, or are you just happy to see me?
Nope, she’s not happy to see me – it is a Christmas tree. My favorite thing about this is she’s not aware of the tree and Christmas presents. (Or the birds that are decorating it, for that matter.)...
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Arthur Christmas [quick movie review]
The first ten minutes (or so) of Arthur Christmas was fun! I loved seeing how Santa would operate in a modern world with an ever-expanding population. After that… it’s just a bunch of loathsome...
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